When You Get Done Bleeding, Will You Get Me A Snack? By Andy Juniper
When you get done bleeding, will you get me a snack? is the author’s first collection of wry essays on family life. For the past 8 years, Andy’s weekly humour/lifestyle columns have appeared in The Oakville Beaver and various newspapers and magazines across Canada. These essays have enlightened – okay, entertained – his readers about the various intricacies of family life. They’ve also tickled more than a few funny bones.
When you get done bleeding, will you get me a snack? is the author’s first collection of wry essays on family life. For the past 8 years, Andy’s weekly humour/lifestyle columns have appeared in The Oakville Beaver and various newspapers and magazines across Canada. These essays have enlightened – okay, entertained – his readers about the various intricacies of family life. They’ve also tickled more than a few funny bones.
When you get done bleeding, will you get me a snack? is the author’s first collection of wry essays on family life. For the past 8 years, Andy’s weekly humour/lifestyle columns have appeared in The Oakville Beaver and various newspapers and magazines across Canada. These essays have enlightened – okay, entertained – his readers about the various intricacies of family life. They’ve also tickled more than a few funny bones.
Testimonials
“I’ve just wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes, and picked myself up off the floor where I rolled in hysterics after reading three columns…” – Leslie Garrett, Editor, Kids Toronto Magazine
“The hardest thing to write humorously about is real life – even though we all know it’s by far the funniest thing that ever happened to us. Andy Juniper has a fine touch and a great eye for the absurdities of everyday living. Enjoy.” – Roy MacGregor, The Ottawa Citizen
“If the family didn’t exist, humorists would have to invent it. Luckily for Andy Juniper and his readers, biology solved the problem. Juniper delivers – though his wife is the one who actually gave birth to the children.” – John Levesque, winner of the Leacock Medal for Humor for Waiting for Aquarius