Help yourself to a heaping helping of Strangled Eggs, and experience the wit and wisdom, the off-the-wall-wonder, and the laugh-out-loud lunacy found in Andy Juniper’s acclaimed essays. Strangled Eggs is the author’s second collection of wry essays on family life – a much-anticipated follow-up to the acclaimed When you get done bleeding, will you get me a snack? For the past 18 years, Andy has built a large loyal audience with his weekly humour/lifestyle columns that have appeared in The Oakville Beaver and various other newspapers and magazines across Canada. Strangled Eggs features the author’s unique take on life and covers topics as off-beat and diverse as a diet that’s sure to cleanse the colon; a society that is going straight to cell; the jousting abilities of Dr. Lance A Lot; Nude Recreation Week in North America and the haunting specter of weird Uncle Willard in a thong.